Sunday, April 11, 2010

Pirate Radio


Ghastly disappointing and contrived. The worst part about this movie is the potential one might think it could have: Great idea: broadcasting radio illegally from a boat off the coast of the United Kingdom…IN THE 60s, great cast: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, that British guy who’s in nearly all the UK films deemed good enough to be exhibited in the US (a.k.a. Bill Nighy), Nick Frost (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) and a slew of others, great music: basically all the legends from the 60s. What you get, on the other hand, is a steaming piece of shit crapped out of a hairy ass comprised of terrible writing, poor execution and dreadful direction. I’ll go ahead and ruin it for you: the boat sinks, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman stays with it to the bitter end, a captain sinking with his ship “for the music,” only to pop up out of the wreckage like a dolphin to the cheers of his compatriots at the very end---imagine that (said with a disapproving Hitchcockian tone). The wife and I OnDemanded it, and the only piracy was the six bucks and the 90 minutes AT&T relieved us of in return. This film is not even worth the celluloid used to shoot it.

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After graduating from the University of Texas Austin in 2000 with a degree in Radio-Television-Film, I spent five unsuccessful years in LA trying to make my way as a film/video FCP editor. After eventually coming to terms with failure (or defeat), I decided I’d try something else: law school. So, after completing my second year of study, I felt that I should try to do something a little more creative to balance out all the analytical thinking going on in my head. Smokin’ Joe’s in the MOW is the result of that effort. There’s an old joke that goes, “what do you call someone who desperately wants to be in a band, but sucks at guitar: a music critic.” I guess that's now me. While perhaps this all seems quite self-loathing, I fell it grants me the freedom to say just about whatever I feel like about OTHER people's creative efforts. While I have great respect for those with enough courage to go out and attempt to make films, sometimes you gotta call 'em as you see 'em. Cheers!